I smell a smell.
It’s a smelly smell.
A smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
And it’s in my fridge!!!
How did it get there???
Maybe from the strawberries that had been there since Dad’s birthday on May 18.
Maybe from the egg salad I fixed on Monday and stuck back in without a covering.
Maybe from the beans I put in there over a month ago which developed a nice fuzzy coat.
But no, all those things I threw out days ago.
Plus, I put in a box of baking soda.
Maybe something’s hiding under the mountain of cheese in the bottom drawer.
I have a cheese problem.
And I have an odor problem.
I need help.