Ready or not, I think it’s here.
Not that I mind so much because I really like the cooler weather but you know what comes next.
I even heard the Mr. using the worst four-letter word that I know.
But I’m trying to have a positive outlook.
One big drawback to fall is that my head feels like it’s going to explode! Every morning for the last week or so I’ve woken up with a pounding headache. My sinuses are all plugged up and my eyes water for no apparent reason.
Did I mention that I really do love fall???
The other day at work I had that nagging headache so I did the only thing I knew to do.
Feed a headache.
Isn’t that a saying??? Well, it should be.
So since everyone knows that the best cure for a headache is a Mt. Dew, I headed up to the vending machines on the third floor to get a Dew and a bag of pretzels.
On my way back down the elevator (yes, the elevator! )
(everybody knows the worst thing to do for a headache is walk down a flight of stairs!)
(it’s common knowledge, people!)
Anyway, on my way back down the elevator, I noticed something on the bag of pretzels:
What, may I ask, is hungry size?????
I’ve heard of small, medium and large.
I’ve even heard of extra-small (why is THAT a thing?!) and jumbo.
But never hungry size.
How can hungry be a size?
What the bag should have said was “pretzels so big they are dry as a bone”.
Thankfully my Dew helped wash ‘em down! 🙂