You know how some days you just feel good about yourself?
Those days when your hair cooperates.
Those days when all your clothes fit just right.
Those days when you just feel good.
Today is not one of those days!!!
Today is the day when I go home for lunch after walking around the office all day, unaware, and the Mr. says “What’s that on your shirt?”.
That’s when I find out that the “water spot” on my shirt from brushing my teeth this morning is really a giant grease stain that not only didn’t come out in the wash but has now been seared into the fabric through the magic of the dryer.
It’s a forever spot on my weekly purple shirt.
This is why I should never eat, drink or cook while wearing my be-seen-out-in-the-public clothes.