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Book Learnin’

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything.

And I also know that most of y’all haven’t even noticed I’ve been gone.

But that’s okay.  I have a good reason.

Now hold onto your hats…………..I’ve gone back to school.

Can you believe it??

The Mr. is married to a college girl.

Well, maybe girl is a bit of a stretch but, yes, he’s married to a college old lady!

Now, I know what most of you are thinking.

Why would Mish go back to school when she’s so stinkin’ smart already?

(I do have an actual paper that says I’m stinkin’ smart, right Jane?!  It’s all very official.)

But believe it or not, there are a few things I don’t already know so I figure college is a good place to learn ‘em.

I started back in March and was glad to know that a lot of my previous college credits transferred.  I was just 2 classes short of having the core curriculum under my belt.  Boy was that a relief.

So I quickly signed up for Earth Science and it was every bit as exciting as it sounds.

The other class I needed…..

Well, that’s the one that has tickled everyone in my family.

As a matter of fact, when I told the Mr. what class I needed, I thought he was going to have a stroke from all the laughing.  I mean, he was beyond tickled.

The class I needed…………

The class no 49-year-old woman should have to take……….

The class that brought so much joy to my dear husband……….

Well, that class was…………..PE.

Yep, Physical Education!!!

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Go ahead.

Get it out of your system.

I’ll wait.

Done?

Okay.

Thankfully, it wasn’t the full gym class I needed; just an hour elective.

But that led me to a question for my advisor: how in this WORLD do you take a gym class online?????

The Mr. was hoping that I had to log in and play dodge ball or some such over the interweb but, thankfully, that wasn’t how it worked.

No, the class was called Walk/Jog and I had to either walk or jog (clever, huh?!) and keep a record of it.

Lord-a-Mighty, I just about croaked before that class was over!

I got through it (barely) but this whole working full-time and going to school and keeping the house clean and cooking and taking care of a husband and two dogs has just pulled me in too many directions.

Something had to give.

So, sadly, the house, the cooking, and the husband are on their own! 🙂

At least this time around, school is going better than the last time.

No, not when I originally went to school 30+ years ago.

And, no, not when I went back and got my associates degree.

I’m talking about my most recent educational experience.

See, when we first got Taj, we enrolled him in obedience school.

We went once a week to class with a few other fur-students and their moms & dads.

It was great.

They learned to walk correctly on a lease.

They learned to sit on command

They learned to lay down on command.

They learned to greet other people and animals in a calm way.

They all did great.

There was just one problem student.

Was it the cute little cocker spaniel who threw up in the car every night before she got to class?

Nope.

Was it the precious little puppy who was so excited that it took forever for him to calm down?

Nope.

Was it the oh-so-fluffy pomeranian who thought he was the king of the world???

Nope.

It was that guy’s mom!!!

That’s right.

Me.

I was the one who got a “talkin’ to” from the teacher.

The teacher, I might add, who was only about 19 at the time.

Yes, that’s right.

I’m an obedience school failure!

Let’s hope that this time I live up to all that potential my teachers used to think I had.

~Mish~